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Thursday 14 April 2011

Signs of Spring

What lovely weather we’ve been having recently! Ok, have had. As I sit writing this, it is of course drizzling and grey. However, last weekend, I was in Paris and it was 28 degrees-in April! So, to lift your spirits from revision, I'm posting this so we can reminisce about how nice it was... 

An almost unhealthy obsession with the weather is something that the British do best. We seem to be able to pick up on minute details and use them to predict everything, from cold fronts to cloud cover, heat waves to hurricanes. “The cows are lying down, it’ll rain, mark my words.” “The pinecones have closed up, dry weather must be ahead.”

Apart from these wonderful proverbs and the obvious-daffodils, lambs, lighter evenings, etc- there are a few more quirky things which always remind me of the change in season.

I know sunny days must be on the way when the ice cream van parks outside the school. When Mr Whippy tells you it’s acceptable to eat a ninety-nine in late March, you do not argue. Winter is most definitely over.

Another sign of spring is that the canteen, normally full to the brim with cold, hungry teenagers, empties out. Suddenly sandwiches and baguettes fly off the shelves and people picnic outside.

A sorry side-effect of this better weather is the sudden realisation that summer, and therefore the exam season, is just around the corner. The library becomes significantly busier, and people start comparing notes on revision timetables and having in-depth conversations about the merits of various stationery products.

Apart from the odd dreary grey morning, I could almost believe it was June already. One day, I may even leave house without my coat. Gasp, this really must be serious.

School Photos

Say cheese! Another in a series of lasts- my last school photo.

Ever since I can remember, this has been a traumatic experience.

When I was very little, I remember the pain as the photographer tugged at my unruly mop of curls with his plastic comb in an effort to control them, with little success.

As I got older, photo day only got worse. I always left the house thinking I looked at least relatively presentable, only to get a nasty surprise when I got to school. But there was never any way to correct it-the toilets were full to the brim with girls peering and preening in the mirror.

In terms of the photo-pose dilemma, I once tried to look naturally happy by laughing, only to be told that I looked like I was going to explode by the photographer. Wow, self-confidence minus fifty. Needless to say, in the second attempt I’m almost frowning

I thought by now that I had mastered the whole photo debacle, but apparently not. This year, I was embarrassingly called back to have it taken again because I had my eyes shut.

Whatever it looks like, if my eyes are scarily wide, if my hair resembles a frizzy bird’s nest, or if I have bags the size of suitcases under my eyes*, I will certainly be buying my last school photo, if only for old time’s sake.


*Ah the irony. I wrote this before I got my photo back, and guess what? I have not only frizzy bird's nest hair and bags under my eyes, but also a confused/uncomfortable expression. My darling friend C told me that I looked "rough" But I've ordered it anyway!